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Wicked Witch Melt on Rye

2006-03-12T11:22:00.000-05:00

A few great shirts for that wicked witch in your life...

Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys

Witchy Sister

Can You Say Melted?

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Earth Tourists

2006-03-10T02:18:00.000-05:00

I have a coworker who is certain that he is from another planet. He's still waiting for his people to come back and take him home. Here are some t-Shirts for him, and everybody who is just visiting this planet.

Just Visiting This World

Earth Tourist

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Check Out My Lucky Charms

2006-03-08T02:04:00.000-05:00

Here are some more silly Irish designs for St. Patrick's Day...

My Lucky Charms

Who's Your Paddy?

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Dino-Mite!

2006-03-05T01:48:00.000-05:00

For some unknown reason kids today are fascinated by dinosaurs. If you are suffering through this nonsense, here are some funny t-shirts to help you cope.

I Blame T-Rex and His Dinosaur Friends.

Dinosaur Expert.

Dinosaurs Are Not Extinct. They Left.

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Wacky Shirt of the Month - February 2006

2006-03-02T01:18:00.000-05:00

Once again it's time to announce the Wacky Shirt of the Month award.

Winter is the Time For Flakes
T's Me Now!

Wacky Shirt of the Month
Honorable Mention

Penguin Waiters
The SFR Shop

Give Blood! Play Hockey!
Kasey & Company

Since November 2005 the WSOTM has been determined by votes and visits to participating t-shirt sites by Wackyshirts visitors.

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Top of the Leprechaun to Ya...

2006-03-01T19:43:00.000-05:00

Here we are in March, a time for wind and rain, basketball insanity, and shamrocks and leprechauns. Let's start the month off with some funny leprechaun shirts...

Irish Texan

I Shamrock Leprechauns

When I Grow Up I Want to be a Leprechaun

Top of the Mornin' to Ya

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Sometimes I Drive Mommy Nuts!

2006-02-27T20:07:00.000-05:00

Everybody knows that insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids. Here are some more funny attitude shirts along those lines for the pre-school set.

Go ahead and kidnap me. You'll pay them to take me back.

Here are two great parodies of those VISA ads:

Priceless Diaper (Boy).

Priceless Diaper (Girl).

Sometimes I Drive Mommy Nuts.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Funny T-Shirts

2006-02-26T19:11:00.000-05:00

I remember being a teenager sitting in the waiting room of a doctor's office, waiting for my mother, reading my brand new copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I couldn't help laughing out loud at regular intervals, causing the other people in the waiting room to think (correctly) that I was nuts.

I've read all the books in the classic Douglas Adams series several times in the intervening years, and I still can't help laughing out loud at regular intervals.

If you haven't read these Douglas Adams classics, do yourself a favor and read them. They are infinitely better than the recent lame movie of the same name. If you have read and enjoyed them, here are some funny t-shirts based on the insanity contained in those books.

Time Is An Illusion. Lunch Time Doubly So.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish. The final message from the dolphins.

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Bode Who Redux

2006-02-25T23:25:00.000-05:00

So Bode crapped out - no medals of any kind. My guess is that somebody at Nike (or their advertising agency) is gonna lose his job. Couldn't happen to a more deserving bozo. Even Apolo Anton Ohno, the mad monk of short-track speed skating, eventually won an Olympic final wire to wire.

Meanwhile Julia Mancuso and Ted Ligety actually won gold for the US Ski Team. I bet either one of those folks would have been dirt cheap for Nike to hire, compared to the over-rated, and totally out of shape Bode Miller. This guy has the nerve to make a Nike commercial where he criticizes American kids for being out of shape, and then he shows up wheezing at the end of one of his Olympic events. Even the NBC commentators mentioned how out of shape Bode looked that day.

So we at Wackyshirts.com salute all the Olympic atheletes in Torino - all of them that is except that overrated twerp, Bode Miller.

Here is a shirt just for Bode the Loser...

Loser! Where you'll have to JoinBode, assuming you'd even want to.

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Penguins Rock!

2006-02-24T17:53:00.000-05:00

Penguins are more popular than ever, having "marched" out of obscurity last year. So it makes sense that more funny t-shirts featuring penquins are appearing...

Penguins Rock!

Penguin Superhero

Sexy Penguin

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Funny Toddlers

2006-02-23T20:08:00.000-05:00

Little people need funny t-shirts, too! Here are some funny designs
from 88redclothing for the pre-school set:

AB/CD (Parody of the AC/DC band logo.)

West Coast Tricycles (Biker shirt parody.)

Touch it, you die (Babies can be very protective of their pacifiers.)

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Going to the Dogs

2006-02-22T22:05:00.000-05:00

Oh, to be a cat person in the Year of the Dog. Dogs and their owners can really irritate me. They're smelly, noisy, over-excited and slobber all over you. The dogs can be even worse. But at least dogs and their best friends make for some funny t-shirts.

Space Doggie.

Great Dog, Silly Human.

My Granddog Loves Me.
(I Don't even like to think about the implications of that one.)

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Probe This!

2006-02-21T23:46:00.000-05:00

Aliens and UFOs are basically a religion to many people. These folks are prepared to believe, even in the absence of any solid evidence. Not that I blame these people.

It would be nice to think that someone, somewhere knew what the heck was going on in the universe. Cause it's pretty darned obvious that nobody here on Earth does.

Dimland has come funny alien-related t-shirts.

If a lot of people believe something it must be true.

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil...greys.

I was abducted by aliens and all I got was an anal probing.

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Get Ready for Green Beer!

2006-02-20T21:44:00.000-05:00

Ireland doesn't have a big presence in the Winter Olympics. One thing that the Irish are renown for is drinking. And the biggest Irish drinking day of the year is coming up real soon - St. Patrick's Day. So get ready for Green Beer and Hangovers with these funny shirts...

Irish Today. Hangover tomorrow.

Get Me A Beer I'm Irish.

Green Beer & Shamrocks.

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Questionable Quotes

2006-02-19T23:12:00.000-05:00

The "Bob's Stuff" store has a section of designs featuring photos of famous people with silly, unlikely "quotes" attributed to the famous one.

Sigmund Freud Quote. "I brake for my mother."

Albert Einstein Quote. "...and then she go BOOM!"

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Bode Who?

2006-02-18T21:56:00.000-05:00

They keep showing those "JoinBode.com" commercials. Where exactly are we supposed to join Bode? In the Loser's Lounge with Michelle Kwan? Hint for their sponsors - we don't care how many national championships or World Cup titles these bozos have won. If you don't have Olympic Gold on your resume, you're nobody.

It's All Downhill From Here Bode. I think he'll get there faster than most.

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Cat People

2006-02-17T21:56:00.000-05:00

I'm an unashamed cat person. I love my cat more than most people - mostly because my cat pesters me less than most people I know. Here are some shirts for all the other cat people out there...

Crazy Cat Lady. We've all met them.

I'm Busy Now. Can I Ignore You Later?

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Funny Shirts Rule!

2006-02-15T21:27:00.000-05:00

"What A Character" is a store that features some great "Rule" shirts about various folks who rule, or at least think they do...

Old Jocks Rule.

Moms Rule.

Dads (think they) Rule.

Kids wanna Rule.

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Playing Well With Words

2006-02-14T21:13:00.000-05:00

Wordplay is one of my favorite forms of humor. Even the much-disrespected pun can be a good deal of fun when placed on a t-shirt in just the right way...

Ninja Bread Men by "Now With 42% More Sarcasm."

Eat Me. A great reference for those who remember Pacman.

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It's Lawyer Season

2006-02-13T22:14:00.000-05:00

On Saturday Vice President Dick Cheney fulfilled the life-long dream of many otherwise decent people - he shot a lawyer. We won't go into whether the lawyer in question really deserved it. Fortunately all parties involved will survive, although the White House Press Corps has their collective knickers in a major twist because they weren't informed immediately so they could begin their "fair" and "open-minded" attacks on the Vice President, the President, Halliburton, the US military, and everyone else they visciously attack at drop of a hat - any hat.

Look, I'm not a big fan of President Bush or Vice President Cheney, but the naked hatred which the "mainstream media" exhibits for the current administration is absolutely incredible. In the "good" old days, the media at least pretended to be an objective neutral party. But all such pretense has vanished over the past six years. The result is an absolute disgrace.

Anyway, enough of this malarky - it's time for the tacky t-shirts, which probably started appearing on the web within 15 minutes after the story broke on Sunday.

Dick Cheney Shot Me in the Face and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
(How incredibly original.)

I Support Friendly Fire.

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Snowboarders Rule!

2006-02-12T23:27:00.000-05:00

Once again Americans ruled the Men's Half Pipe competition at Torino (does anyone else think that "Half Pipe" sounds like something you'd read about in High Times?). We narrowly missed the sweep, but here are some funny shirts to celebrate Shaun White and Danny Kass winning the Gold and Silver medals.

Snowboarding doesn't always go well.

Go BIG or Go Home.

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Kiss My Fatwa!

2006-02-11T18:02:00.000-05:00

Okay, we need to take a short break from the usual humor of this blog. Everybody who is thoroughly sick of the frickin' Muslims, raise their hands. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Some Danish cartoonists create editorial cartoons depicting Mohammed, and the Muslim world freaks. Of course the Muslims completely respect everyone else's religion, right? I don't think so.

Remember that Islam is a "religion" whose "god" is so damn insecure that he requires formal prayers at least five times a day or he thinks his followers don't love him anymore. This is a "religion" that is so fragile that the mere presence of the theological works of competing religions has to be made illegal in countries they control. They enslave and mutilate their women and murder anyone who doesn't agree with them. Sounds more like a lunatic fringe cult than a religion to me.

I could go on, but enough of this off-topic stuff. Suffice it to say that I'm buying as much Havarti cheese and other Danish products as I can. Anyone who truly believes in freedom of speech in the world would be well advised to do the same.

The original "Mohammed with a fused turban" design from MetroSpy.

"Religion of Peace" responses from Aaron's Case.

Buy Danish... support freedom of speech.
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Hail Torino!

2006-02-10T19:03:00.000-05:00

No, not the Italian city in the Alps where the Olympics are starting. Here we're talking about the cool Ford automobile of the 1970s. I thought the original ones were okay, but the "Starsky and Hutch" version was super cool. I haven't seen the new movie yet, but it's in my Netflix queue.

Happiness is a restored Ford Torino.

The original Starsky & Hutch mobile. (Proceeds from sales of this design benefit pediatric AIDS research.)

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Workin' For the Man

2006-02-09T18:00:00.000-05:00

Here we are in February, still working to pay our taxes. The truth is, most Americans have to work until sometime in April or May before they are actually working for money they can put in their own pockets, not the pockets of corrupt politicians. Here are some anti-tax t-shirts:

End the IRS!

Will Work for Taxes.

Property of a Crime-Ridden Tax System.

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Legal Nonsense

2006-02-07T23:25:00.000-05:00

About ten years ago I seriously considered changing careers from computers to law. But I decided against attending law school in the end - I didn't want to lose what little respect people still had for me...

Hey Baby. Nice Torts.

Don't Mess With Me, I'm A Lawyers Kid.

A Jury Consists of 12 persons chosen to determine who has the better lawyer.

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Go For the Gold Laugh - Bobsled

2006-02-06T21:35:00.000-05:00

When did the name of this sport change from "Bobsled" to "Bobsleigh"? Whatever you call it, it's fun to watch, while being spectacularly silly. Celebrate a world of muscular Europeans, flashy Jamaicans, and American turtles:

Eat. Sleep. Go Bobsledding.

Jamaica Bobsleigh

US Turtle Bobsled Team

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Go Pittsburgh!

2006-02-05T22:25:00.000-05:00

I'm not a football fan, but I'm decidedly in the minority on this, the biggest "unofficial holiday" on the American calendar. Here are some shirts to honor the champions of the first "Xtra Large" Superbowl:

Kickin Ass Pittsburgh

I Bleed Pittsburgh Black and Gold

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Normally Mad

2006-02-04T22:31:00.000-05:00

What is normal,anyway? Apparently not people who wear the following shirts:

I'm Sensitive, Case by Case

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Normal People Scare Me.

My Little Voices Assure Me I'm Quite Normal

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Wacky Shirt of the Month - January 2006

2006-02-03T22:33:00.000-05:00

Once again it's time to announce the Wacky Shirt of the Month award.

You Crack Me Up
by Dooni Designs.

Wacky Shirt of the Month
Honorable Mention

Already Quite Disturbed
by Just4yucks.com.

Real People Don't Need Labels
by Irony Designs.

Suffer From Insanity
by Mr. Pitt.

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Silly Tech Support

2006-02-02T19:06:00.000-05:00

Everybody has their own tech support horror stories. Here are some designs to cheer you up the next time you're stuck listening to "Classical Gas" for 45 minutes straight.

Early Tech Support

No Place Like Home

Recognize Printer

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Go For the Gold Laugh - Skating

2006-01-31T19:43:00.000-05:00

I'm not really a fan of any sport where "judges" decide what the score will be. But figure skating is one of the most popular "sports" in the Winter Olympics. Here are some funny shirts related to figure skating:

I'm Not A Diva, I'm A Figure Skater

If you can't dazzle them with your performance, then blind them with sequins.

Kiss My Ice!

Thanks for the flowers, but next time wait until I finish my program.

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Don't Ya Just Love Winter?

2006-01-30T19:40:00.000-05:00

Here are few silly winter designs to celebrate the end of January:

Carpe Skiem

Will It Ever End?

Turtle Snowball

Don't Ya Just Love Winter?

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My Purpose In Life is to Serve Others

2006-01-29T19:45:00.000-05:00

Late January is not the time that most people - at least the ones in the Northern Hemisphere - are thinking about tennis. But to celebrate the Australian Open, the first Grand Slam tournament of the year which ends today, here are some funny tennis t-shirts.

No Passing Zone

Kiss My Ace

My Purpose in Life is to Serve Others

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My Funny Valentine

2006-01-28T21:43:00.000-05:00

Okay, I had a tough time finding actually funny (as opposed to sappy) pro-Valentine designs. So I cheated a bit, and here is the result...

Your Love Makes Me Dizzy

I'd Like to Put My Chocolate in Your Peanut Butter

Is That a Valentine in Your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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C..C..Cold as Ice!

2006-01-27T22:03:00.000-05:00

Here we are, heading into February, and across the Northern Hemisphere it is cold!Here are ways to "celebrate" the cold on your t-shirt (or preferably sweatshirt):

I Hate Winter (A great design for dog lovers.)

Alaska - it's frickin' COLD up here!

Wicked Cold

Winter is the Time for Flakes

Whatever Happened to Global Warming?

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Watch Out For Yeti Droppings

2006-01-26T23:50:00.000-05:00

Moving on to mythical winter creatures, how about a few designs featuring the old "Abominable Snowman", a.k.a. the Yeti:

Watch Out For Yeti Droppings

I Am the Yeti

Yeti - this one isn't funny, per se. But the Cryptozoology store is worth visiting.

Bumbles Bounce! Okay, yeti are only referred to as bumbles in ancient holiday claymation shows, but what the heck! It's still funny.

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March of the Silly Penguins

2006-01-25T21:02:00.000-05:00

Penguins haven't been this popular since the heydey of "Bloom County", when Opus ruled the comics page. Ever mindful of fads, here are a few funny penguin designs:

Penguins: Nature's Waiters. Tip well. (2-sided design)

Pengcognito - a whole store of stuff from an odd little penguin-dominated parallel universe.

Penguin Power

South Pole Penguins - they're simply upside down with joy to be here!

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My Anti-Valentine III - Valentine Schmalentine

2006-01-24T18:01:00.000-05:00

One more time, some more funny anti-Valentine designs for the cynical members of the audience.

Do I LOOK like I want to be your Valentine?

Bottoms Up!

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

Valentine Schmalentine

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We Are Robots, Hear Us Clank

2006-01-23T18:33:00.000-05:00

Robots are one of the classic features of science fiction. Of course now the world contains real robots - at least primitive ones. Here are some funny shirts for those who love (or even fear) robots.

We Are Robots - T-shirts featuring characters from the online cartoon show.

Faithful Robot Companion - not as cuddly as a cat or dog, but so what?

Robo-Mutt 3000 - for those who prefer a robotic best friend.

Robot Fish - a symbol of the Church of Robotology from Futurama.

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Ninjas and Pirates and Zombies, Oh My!

2006-01-22T23:19:00.000-05:00

What do ninjas, pirates, robots and zombies have in common? Quite a bit, if you listen to the people at theboxthebox.com online store. They have a series of shirt designs celebrating "crossbreeds" between the four types of "creature":

Ninja Robot - the perfect killing machine, unless you have a magnet.

Zombie Pirate - searching the high seas for booty, booze, and brains.

Ninja, Pirate, Robot, Zombie - catch the rest of the collection here.

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Go For the Gold Laugh - Hockey

2006-01-21T03:29:00.000-05:00

One of the few indoor sports of the Winter Olympics is hockey:

Give Blood, Play Hockey

Hockey Design Store - 200+ hockey designs, many of them funny.

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Ready to Wear Insults

2006-01-20T20:28:00.000-05:00

Tired of the drudgery of insulting everyone you meet? Not you can wear an insult on your t-shirt:

This is your brain. This is my brain. Any questions, dummy?

I will not take responsibility for your stupid ideas.

People Like You are the reason people like me need medication.

Learn to Laugh at Yourself. Everybody else does.

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Have Pun, Will Travel

2006-01-19T21:44:00.000-05:00

The pun may be the lowest form of humor, but that doesn't stop a lot of people from putting them on t-shirts:

Pun of the Day - has a limited, but humorous selection.

Punland specializes in really small, nearly unreadable print. A visual pun?

Ken Armstrong is a graphic designer who definitely goes in for visual puns.

TomArt is a store which displays, along with some funny shirts, some strange ideas on web store section naming conventions. It has some cool photographic visual puns:

Full of Beans

Bagels and Locks

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Wacky Religions Online

2006-01-18T20:33:00.000-05:00

They say that man has to believe in something. This need has caused a lot of strange stories and theories to be bought as fact.

The best part is that some of these wacky religions come with funny t-shirts:

One of my all-time favorite wacky religions is:

Frisbeetarianism - the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and we can't get it back.

The Church of the SubGenius - Apparently this one involves somebody named "Bob".

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - this one is only about a year old, and yes, it does involve a Flying Spaghetti Monster, and apparently pirates.

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Peace, Love and Chocolate

2006-01-17T13:20:00.000-05:00

Chocolate has long been associated with holidays, family, and love. But Peace? Okay, Switzerland is neutral.

Here are some more funny chocolate-related t-shirts:

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with Chocolate!

The True Purpose of Creation - Chocolate Chip Cookies

Chocolate - The Other Food Group

All I Want Is Peace, Love and a Ton of Chocolate

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Million Pixel Scams

2006-01-16T14:09:00.000-05:00

The Internet is a great tool for propogating scams and hoaxes. One of the latest scams to come along is the "Million Pixel Page" scam. It all started in August 2005 when British student Alex Tew opened the Million Dollar Homepage. His plan was to raise enough money for his college education by selling the million pixels on his page for $1 each. With the help of heavy duty PR, and abetted by the moronically gullible "mainstream" media, last week Tew sold the final thousand pixels of his page on eBay for $38,000.

Now it turns out that the Million Dollar Home Page is getting a ton of traffic, being the flavor of the month. But hackers are currently engaging in denial of service attacks against it (I can't access the page as I write this). Even after the hackers get tired of this nonsense, the Million Dollar Home Page will quickly fade into well-deserved obscurity.

The original page isn't the problem. The real problem is the literally thousands of copycat pages which have sprung up in the past months, all claiming to have the same kind of traffic as the original. Most of the copycats have no traffic at all, except for potential advertisers.

The is gonna end up being just one more pyramid-type scheme. Alex Tew, being the first guy in and first guy out, made a bundle. Some of his advertisers even got a lot of traffic for their money, although it's the most un-targeted web traffic imaginable. Everybody else who comes flooding into this fad, particularly at this very late stage, is just wasting their time and money. The Million Pixel Page concept has no redeeming value or staying power.

All that's really left is to make fun of the whole thing. With that in mind, here are some t-shirts:

Why Didn't I Think Of It First

A Million Little Lies (Supposed to be an anti-Valentine shirt, but I couldn't resist).

Pixelssuxor - An entire CafePress store dedicated to anti-Pixel ware.

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My Anti-Valentine II - Stick A Fork In My Heart

2006-01-15T14:59:00.000-05:00

Here we go again, some more funny anti-Valentine designs for the cynical members of the audience.

Get Lost Heart

Unicorn Skewered Heart

Love Is Just A Comedy Of Eros

Stick A Fork In It - And Call It Done.

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Go For the Gold Laugh - Curling

2006-01-14T23:04:00.000-05:00

One of the oddest sports in the Torino Olympics will be curling.

Here are a few t-shirt designs related to this "sport".

The Curling Gift Shoppe - home of many curling designs.

Rock On

Don't Make Me Get My Broom

I Get My Rocks Off Curling - Who said Canadians aren't sophisticated, eh?

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Lucky 13

2006-01-13T01:49:00.000-05:00

Here we go - another Friday the Thirteenth. Today a few thousand people will hide in their closets, paralyzed with fear of bad luck, or wackos in hockey masks.

Here are a few t-shirt designs related to fear of the number thirteen.

Lucky 13 (text)

Lucky 13 (with an upside-down horseshoe)

No Superstition

Superstitious Gill - bad luck on Friday the 13th.

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Winter Heat

2006-01-12T01:56:00.000-05:00

Okay, it's supposed to get up to 57 degrees (Fahrenheit) in Baltimore today, and possibly make it to 60 degrees tomorrow. This is thoroughly ridiculous for mid-January. But it's got to be cold somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere. So here are a few funny winter t-shirt designs.

Let It Snow! Snowmen aren't just for Christmas.

Chairplow I'm not getting stuck in the snow again.

Caution - Ice Is Slippery.

Winter Wonderland My Frozen Ass!

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Chocoholics Unanimous

2006-01-11T03:12:00.000-05:00

Winter is chocolate time. Hot chocolate really hits the spot in cold weather. And from the candy orgy of Halloween straight through until the chocolate eggs of Easter, chocolate is involved in all the celebrations and holidays. It's the time of the year when gourmet chocoholics can order from their favorite remote chocolate houses, their sugary shipments safe from the heat of summer.

But this time of year is also a time of diets, with people swearing off their favorite sweets, attoning for the gluttony of November and December. One non-fattening way to express your love of chocolate is to buy and wear funny t-shirts that celebrate chocolate.

Life is Short - Eat Chocolate - comes with Chocoholic Self-Test.

Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt.

Death By Chocolate

For some there's therapy for the rest of us there's Chocolate.

Carpe Cocoa - Seize the Chocolate!

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My Anti-Valentine I - Stop VD

2006-01-10T12:50:00.000-05:00

So it's that hearts and flowers time of year again. I was looking around for funny Valentine's Day designs and found more funny anti-Valentine designs than "pro" Valentine designs. That probably isn't too surprising, considering how cynical everyone has become lately. This will be the first of three or four collections of anti-Valentine designs posted in the next few weeks.

Stop the Spread of VD - Valentine's Day.

Single = Happy - the truth they don't want you to know.

Wanted Cupid - Armed and Dangerous.

Slide the Chocolates Through the Mail Slot. Then go away.

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Everybody's With Stupid

2006-01-09T02:51:00.000-05:00

The average human is reasonably intelligent, but the sad fact is that fully half the population is dumber than that...

Hung Like Einstein - smart as a horse.

Witless Protection Program

If Stupidity is an Indicator - the end is near.

I Don't Deal Well With Stupid

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Go For the Gold Laugh - Skiing

2006-01-08T03:05:00.000-05:00

My family didn't ski - my mother referred to it as "sliding down a hill on a pair of bed slats". But every four years since 1968 I've enjoyed watching the world's fastest lunatics - and their bed slats - compete in the Winter Olympics. With about a month to go before the start of the Torino Olympics, it's time to start creating your funny wardrobe to amuse your friends and family while watching the games.

Ski Wisconsin - a new take from dairy country.

No Parking - Skiiing Fans Only

It's All Downhill From Here - a less than Olympic attitude.

Ski Dictionary - find out the true meaning of skiing!

Snow Crab - get 'em now, they're going downhill fast!

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Pigskin Playoffs

2006-01-07T14:35:00.000-05:00

I admit it - I'm really not a football fan. But I'm definitely in the minority, especially at this time of year. The bowls are over, with one exception. For anyone looking for new funny football shirts to see them through the NFL playoffs, here are a few suggestions:

Trust Me, I'm A Quarterback

Armchair Quarterback MVP

Steroid Free Football

Football Not For Sissies - one for boys of all ages!

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These Shirts Are Freakin' Sweet!

2006-01-06T00:02:00.000-05:00

Family Guy is the first prime time animated comedy show to ever be cancelled, and then picked up again, three years later, by the same network. DVD sales of Family Guy were so good that Fox was forced to rethink their blunder and order more episodes.

Family Guy character t-shirts are available from Zazzle. Most are customizable!

Now, if we could just get Fox to re-start Futurama, we'd be in business!

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Get Back to Work!

2006-01-05T02:43:00.000-05:00

Okay, so now it's January 5th, and most of us have run out of excuses for not getting back to work after the holiday break. But going back to work doesn't mean we can't laugh, and fortunately there are plenty of t-shirts to help us.

Working Gifts has funny t-shirts specific to a wide variety of professions:

Accounting

Law Enforcement

Real Estate

Technology

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The Blog About Blogging T-Shirts

2006-01-04T02:26:00.000-05:00

Confused? So am I.

Apparently this blogging thing is all the rage these days. (I'm fashionably late to the party, as usual.) Anyway, blogs are so popular that people have designed t-shirts to make fun of them.

IQ Therefore I Am - a real nerdware shop, has a section devoted to blogging.

BloggerWear runs an entire store dedicated to blogging t-shirts.

Hopefully somebody will blog this entry in their own blog. Then there will be a blog about the blog about the blogging t-shirts.

My Mind Is Bloggled at the very thought.

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The Cat's Meow

2006-01-03T01:44:00.000-05:00

Funny animal t-shirts have always been popular. Today we'll take a look at some of the funniest cat shirts we've seen recently:

Hidden WMD - Weapon of Mouse Destruction.

Talk to Your Cat About Catnip

Give Blood - Tease A Cat!

Curiosity Hasn't Killed Me Yet!

I'm unabashedly partial to the last design, which features a photo of my five-year-old cat Rusty, who is curled up at my feet as I write this.

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Wacky Shirt of the Month - December 2005

2006-01-02T00:31:00.000-05:00

Once again it's time to announce the Wacky Shirt of the Month award. This month there was a tie between two designs.

Four Calling Birds
by Just4yucks.com.

Ho Ho Oh, Shutup
by Get Loud Designs.

Wacky Shirt of the Month
Honorable Mention

Hey Fatso! ...Get Those Damn Reindeer off My Roof!
Sagart.

Santa Knows where all the bad girls live.
WearaTshirt.com.

Naughty or Nice? Decisions, Decisions.
Teesed.com.

Since November 2005 the WSOTM has been determined by votes and visits to participating t-shirt sites by Wackyshirts visitors.

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Mummers: The Other New Year's Day Parade

2006-01-01T14:00:00.000-05:00

I grew up in Eastern Pennsylvania. Every New Year's morning my family joined millions of others around the nation watching the annual Tournament of Roses parade on television. But after that parade ended, we'd switch over to watch the rest of the Mummer's Parade from Philadephia. I always assumed that both parades were televised nationally. It wasn't until after I began spending my New Years Days here in Maryland that I became aware of the fact that the Mummers Parade was not a nationally televised event.

For those not familiar with the Mummers Parade, it has been held in one form or another in Philadelphia since the 1870s. Marchers are broken down into three major groups, the Fancies, the Comics, and the String Bands. All wear custom-designed costumes with fancy plumage and the various groups all dress to a particular theme, which changes each year.

Here are the t-shirt stores for some of the Mummers groups:

Fralinger String Band Store

Woodlands String Band Store

If you want more information about America's other New Years Parade, check out the Philadelphia Mummers Parade official website.

Happy 2006, Everybody!

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Hasta La Vista, 2005!

2005-12-31T01:12:00.000-05:00

Here is a selection of New Years t-shirt designs to wrap up the year. True, it's a bit late to be ordering them for this year. But you could bookmark this article for next year. Or more likely, you've found this article through a search engine and it's December of 2006, or later. Anyway, enjoy your celebrations, whether you're wearing a t-shirt or not.

New Year Black Lab - one for dog lovers.

New Years Tuxedo Cat - yeah, somebody really got a cat to wear clothes.

New Years Penguin - apparently penguins like balloons.

Party Till You Puke! - the official motto of New Year's Eve.

Happy 2006, Everybody!

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Funny Business - For Good Causes

2005-12-30T13:11:00.000-05:00

All funny t-shirt vendors are in it for the money, but not all of them keep the money for themselves. MedTees is a site that sells funny products to raise money to fight cancer, heart disease, lung disease and juvenile diabetes, just to name a few. The designs themselves are great for irreverent patients, families, and support providers.

ADD/OCD Patients

Asthma/Respiratory Disease Patients

Cancer Patients

Heart Disease Patients

Many other funny designs are available at MedTees.

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What Would Kirk Do?

2005-12-29T12:59:00.000-05:00

Star Trek has arguably sold more t-shirts than any entertainment franchise in history. With the fortieth anniversary of the first Star Trek episode airing coming up in September 2006, there are still a lot of funny Trek shirts available...

What Would Kirk Do?
(Also available for Picard, Sisko, Janeway, and Archer.)

I Feel Like a Red Shirt in the Star Trek Episode of Life

Kirk - Spock '08
(This one has been around since 1972.)

Many other funny designs are available at StarTrek.com.

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Givitup - T-Shirts for Quitters!

2005-12-27T02:47:00.000-05:00

New Years is the time for resolutions - which usually amount to deciding what thing you really enjoy that you're gonna try to give up next year. The Givitup t-shirt store has loads of designs for people who are trying to quit - they make great gifts for New Years, or any time.

No Alcohol

No Smoking

No Excuses

No Video Games

More than a dozen other designs are available at Givitup.

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Happy Chrismukah

2005-12-26T02:46:00.000-05:00

Hannukah and Christmas both occur each December. The celebrations have always been very separate, of course, with their own traditions. Lately t-shirt and gift designers have been creating humorous designs that blend the two celebrations into "one".

The "Javatime - Show Me Yours" store has a charming

Happy Chrismukah design.

"Patently Silly" has a clever

Seasonal Multicultural Hat design. A santa hat with a dreidle in place of the tassle.

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All Santa - All Year

2005-12-25T18:26:00.000-05:00

Most retail stores only carry Christmas-related items during the holiday season. Granted, in some places the holiday season starts in July, but you still can't find Christmas items at most brick and mortar stores year around.

There are a few specialty Christmas stores that sell only holiday stuff all year long. One online version of this phenomenon is Santa-T. This shop further specializes in only Santa-related designs. Some examples are:

No Spare Santa - Santa has a flat reindeer, with no spare available.

Skateboarding Santa - Santa showing off his moves on a skateboard.

Hip Santa - Yo, yo, yo!

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

2005-12-24T12:18:00.000-05:00

The DoodleDuds Depot has a hilarious series of designs featuring penguins singing Christmas carols. In each design, one of the penguins is suffering from a serious mental disorder:

Schizophrenia

Paranoia

Narcissism

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

This is the first entry of what will hopefully be a daily blog of funny t-shirts found around the net.

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